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Palmer's Guest House
Crystal River Inn Bed & Breakfast
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Trips, Treks & Adventures San Marcos Itineraries

Puns of Steel

Wake the Dead Coffee House

9:00pm-10:30pm, FREE
Puns of Steel is San Marcos's premier comedy/ workout extravaganza! Hosted by the monogamist Gabe Cortez and god fearing James Torres; comics will he doing their sets while running on a treadmill at increasing speeds.

What's Near Here?

Wake the Dead Coffee House

This funky Tim Burton-esque serves breakfast and lunch. Choose from a variety of over 55 imported and domestic beers. Monthly exhibits showcase local artists and live music. 

Schulle Canyon Greenspace

21 acres of undeveloped parkland located at 100 Ridgewood with about .5 miles of 6-foot wide, gravel-surfaced trail.